Sigh, inconsistent posting, a sure sign of an inconsistent life.

So, first, allow me ONCE AGAIN, to apologize for allowing myself to fall off the face of the earth. I feel like I've been gone for months! I haven't been keeping up with reading everyone's posts, or twitter, or anything really. I've been technologically deprived the past while. My phone's OS had to be reloaded due to a technical glitch, and with work, vacation, and the trepidation of my fast approaching *gulp* 30th birthday (Wed the 9th, if you must know...) I've just kinda, lost track...

I know, I know, life tends to get in the way of doing the things we truly enjoy sometimes. And if I could Blog, and follow everyone's twitter feeds as a career, I would. :( but there is hope! Tomorrow, I will be purchasing a "Lotto Max" ticket. The Jackpot is an EST $50 million!! So, if you hear about a very special private school for "wayward women" being opened and accepting applications from those of you who want to "teach" and be "taught", well, you'll know I'm putting the money to good use! Lmao, that's always been a fantasy of mine. "St. Mary Magdalene's finishing school" (St. Mary Magdalene is the patron saint of penitent sinners, penitent women, reformed prostitutes, sexual temptation, and tanners) lol how very fitting! You can only imagine the devious and sadistic architectural designs I would have built into such a place....not to mention some of the fraternities! This fantasy has been an ongoing one, and I'm actually considering starting a Blog about it! Some of my most in depth fantasies are about my creation and subsequent headmastery of such an institution. The creation of the "sisterhood of the cane", and the teachers guide would almost read like a night at the Vader (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com) residence! Lol

Well, wish me luck!

Hugs and swats

J

Been too long

Wow. Sorry to all of my followers, readers, and friends, its been WAYYYY too long since I've updated! Work, and life have kind of gotten in the way, and I just got back from an INCREDIBLE vacation! I spent about a week, camping in the Okanogan (south/central British Columbia) amongst old growth cedars, and beautiful lakeside communities. I had a wonderful time resetting and resting in an almost untouched world of natural beauty. I wish I had a naughty little girl I could have brought with me out there! It was such a secluded area, I could have had one spend almost the whole time nearly naked if it wasn't so cold at night! Not to mention the fact that there was constant opportunity for switchings and birchings! It was so secluded that I was out of cell service the whole time, and as much as I wanted to stay in touch with all of you, it was really nice to completely get away from the outside world for a while.

I received a text from padme while I was gone, and I'm sorry I didn't reply. I will hopefully get to chat with her soon....

I've been gone for so long, I hope you will all forgive me for my absence, and come on back to my little corner of the interwebs!

Your dirty lil friend

J

Predicted tears :(

So, last night, the main team I was rooting for, the Vancouver Canucks... Were eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs by the Chicago Blackhawks. :( however, when the match ups were announced, I did predict the Nucks to lose to the Hawks in this round, as bad as I wanted Van to prove me wrong, I didn't think they could get it done. A couple surprises though, I thought Detroit would get by the Sharks, but actually its San Jose that will be meeting Chicago in the Western Conference Finals, and in the east, I predicted Washington to go on, not Montreal, but today, its the Habs facing the Pens in game 7. GO PENS GO! And I also predicted the Bruins to move on, now I want the Bruins to beat Penguins, but I won't be sad with either of those teams moving on, however I HATE Montreal and Philly, so hopefully both of them are playing golf by the weekend!

Sorry to all the Nucks fans! I cheered as loud as I could!

J

First Aid day 2

Well, I finish up my first aid today, and tomorrow is my last day of work before holidays! I absolutely cannot wait until the end of day tomorrow! I have a feeling my day is going to draaaAaaaaaag. I will be going camping out in the Salmon Arm/Shushwap area, and I probably won't be blogging, but I may be checking up on ya'll, so behave yourself! ;)

So, i figured I'd go into this in the spirit of honesty. *note - backstory first* So, in high school, and just after graduating for a bit, I did smoke a lot of pot. But, I discovered I actually didn't really enjoy it. I would get really thirsty after smoking, then instantly starving, then sleepy. I never really found it as a party drug, and I put on a bit of weight...

For the next 8 or 9 years I've done it maybe a handful of times, in party settings, but in the past 2 years, I haven't touched it. But in the past, that was the only illegal drug I'd done. This annual camping trip, that goes every year around the same time was the very first time I'd done a different drug. And actually its the one time per year, that I do it. I'm not going to say what drug it is, but I do enjoy it, and I feel that once a year is not a big deal. I was wondering...what are your thoughts on this subject?

J

First Aid....

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"Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

Happy mothers day! To all you gorgeous MILF's! ;) lol

Do opposites really attract?

So, I've been chatting a ton with "s" and its absolutely crazy. She likes all the movies I like, all the music I like, its Crazy! Every time either of us mention something we love, the other one's mind is blown that someone else likes it as much as we do! Fun!

I've been following padme's twitter feed lately, but sadly that's it :( I miss our chats. I like padme a lot. She's a great person, and a very good friend. It sucks, every time I call her, I'm unable to chat with her...busy girl. I think I may have to make an appointment! ;)

I'm soooo "jellies" of lil b. She leaves for Vegas veeeeery soon. She gets to escape all this bloody disgusting weather we've been having lately. Not to mention, she gets to go to FREAKIN VEGAS!!!! Hey lil b, bring me back something cool! No more expensive than $20, and I'll pay ya when you get back!

"s" has earned herself a punishment spanking, and one day, I will be coming to see her, when this happens, her pants and panties(if she's wearing them;) will be coming down, she will be laying over my knee, her arm will be firmly pinned behind her back, one of my legs will be draped over hers, and I will be spanking her until she's a crying, very sorry little girl. She will learn to not procrastinate, and perhaps keep her bedroom a little more organized......*stern look*

well, that's all for now peeps, remember, follow me on twitter @friendlouis, or send me an email louisfriend@live.com if us wanna chit chat! And comments are always apriciated, good or bad! Constructive criticism even!

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things."

- Winston Churchill