Thursday, July 29, 2010

The greatest conference of all time.

Well I got a TON of comments from Celine over at Redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com, and I had to send her an email, lol, I would LOVE to do the conference she mentioned! OMG couldn't you just imagine how fun that would be? Here's the email.....


Lmao! Wow! Thank you! As a self proclaimed comment whore, I was PUMPED when I got your multiple shots last night! I LOVE the idea of a worldwide spanko conference! That would be amazing! Let's plan it! Lol, we could get all the major webmasters to have displays or workshops! Punished Brats, Dallas from Dallas spanks hard, the Real Spanking Networks, Calstar, Lupus Pictures, SIT Spankings, etc... Also offer the bloggers the chance to advertise or chat. Like Cherry Red Report, Bonnie over at My Bottom Smarts, Padme, Hermione, you.....etc ;) Maybe have vendor booths! Ask London Tanners etc...to sell wares!

We'd have to hold it in a different place every year, to be fair...maybe have the first one in Vegas! Have a live stage show, take donations for Amber Pixie Wells "cause for paws," see if we could convince the people at Fetlife, Spankolife, and ALT to join..... Lol. If I had the funds available to do it.....the planning and invites would already have started! Maybe choose a few writers to contribute they're fave story each, to go in a volume of compiled stories every year! Or vote on the best 12 storys of the year and the get to be published in the book...call it the "Spankronomicon" LMAO!

Not sure what to call the conference tho.."Spankolympiad"? "Spankopalooza"? Lol...


Hope to chat with you soon!

J

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Small towns, and boredom...

So, I'm currently enjoying a leisurely coffee and breakfast in a teeny tiny greasy spoon restaurant in Coronation, AB. Its actually kind of cool, black and white photos of the town in the early 1900's, old vinyl 45s, and coke ads from eras past all adorn the walls of the quaint eatery. Its manned by a staff of 3, an older couple in (I'm guessing here) their late fifties, and one young waitress who cannot be any older than 19. While enjoying a plate of warm poached eggs, toast, bacon, and hash browns, with an orange slice as garnish (they still do that? Cool!) I was reading some of Able Jenkins Blog posts regarding his imagining a spanking situation in some of these unlikely locals and it got me thinking about this place...

The young server has a very demure, almost shy demeanor and I picture her being held accountable for even the smallest indiscretions, by the older restaurant managers.

If you come in on the right day, at the right time, you'd be witness to the dressing down of the young lady, tears welling up in her eyes as she's led to the kitchen to face the dreaded wooden spoon that has served the restaurant for decades. Her loud cries and apologies can be heard echoing throughout the tiny dining room as crack after stinging crack are firmly and lovingly applied to her bared bottom. After her she is told to wipe her tears, and continue her shift. The few customers in the restaurant give her sympathetic looks as the young, chastised waitress refills their coffees and cleans up the now finished breakfast dishes. Her bottom is still sore, and stinging, but she can't help but notice that the size of the tips left, are always larger on days where the customers hear her over the knee kitchen ordeals....

Hmmmm....yum!


J

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." - Marcel Proust

Well. I want to thank you. Yes you. No, not that person behind you. You. Reader. I have gotten more comments on the last few posts, and I don't know if its because I'm writing about things that speak to more people, or if you have a little more free time on your hands, but I want YOU, the wonderful readers of my little shadowy corner here, to know how much I apriciate you. Thank you. Not just to those that comment either. Lurkers are special too. I am a habitual lurker, because I read most of my Blog roll via RSS feed on my blackberry, and I cannot comment easily. So whatever reason you have for not commenting, I understand, and I want you to know I am happy you drop in to read what I have to say! All of you! Lurkers or not, you rock!

I spoke with little b, a bit yesterday. And she told me about the "predicament bondage" workshop she attended this past Friday. SO COOL! I love the idea of a submissive having to choose between the lesser of 2 evils! But in chatting with her, there is so much more to it than I realized! Imagine this situation.... You have a young woman on her back. Place a turned off hitachi directly on that special spot that is guaranteed to garner a serious reaction when turned on. Now, have her close her legs around this device, whilst placing a raw egg between her knees. Have her lay in a position, with her knees off the bed, so if her legs come apart, the egg will drop on the floor. If the egg drops, or gets crushed between her knees, the scene is over. No ifs ands or buts, the hitachi would be turned off, whether orgasm is reached or not. Now comes the fun part....turn on the hitachi. Tug and play and suck on nipples, suck, lick, nibble ear lobes and neck, whisper, pull hair, etc... While manipulating setting on hitachi. Remember, in order to not drop the egg, or crush it between her knees, she has to make a conscious effort to control the pressure she puts on it! Fun right?!! I was amazed at the sadistic ideas that came to mind after hearing about this!

Recently, little b and I purchased ourselves a couple of those electric fly swatters from walmart. Now these are a fun toy as is, however, being a crafty lil sadist, I figured out how to modify them so they no longer have a great big swatter end, just two little contact points sticking out of the handle! So essentially it has become a micro-tazerlike shocking device! Imagine the possibilities!

Aaaanyway, I gotta get back to work. I hope you have a good day everyone!

Jesse.

P.s. If you would like info on modifying the zapper, let me know! You can comment here, or send me an email to louisfriend@live.com, or @friendlouis on twitter. Also I have a couple more "predicament bondage" ideas that little b told me about, and I'd love to share em if you want! "mwahaha!" <----*sadistic giggle*

Monday, July 26, 2010

Frustration?

So, I was thinking about something while listening to episode 7 of "spanking cast."

There are a few well known people in the world wide spanking community that I either follow on twitter, or consistently read their blogs. *gratuitous name drop to follow ;)*

Adel Haze, Able, Amber Pixie Wells, Pandora Blake, Richard Windsor, etc...

Ever since I've discovered these people, and their special little spots on the web, I've always dreamed of meeting them in person. And recently, I've realized that this may be one dream that doesn't come true. :(

One reason is because they don't know me. Lol, I have a feeling that if some stranger's email message appeared in one of their inboxes exclaiming his love for their writing or movies, and then asking if they'd like to grab a drink or something, the ol' mouse pointer would hit that delete button pretty swiftly.

One of the other reasons, and this is the big one, nearly all of these epic members of the spanking community, tend to reside THOUSANDS of kilometers away. Some of them across the ocean. :( I just don't see myself getting the opportunity to take a trip to Europe or the northeastern United States. And although I often fantasize about what kind of naughty and exciting things would happen, I invariably end up saying to myself, "keep dreaming, sucker."

Is this the sign of a good spanking writer? That you can imagine what it would be like if you were to actually have the chance to either have them over your knee, or to be bare bottomed over theirs, simply from reading what they write?

I've actually seen that Amber Pixie Wells is offering private sessions as a bottom! Sigh, it seems also, that there aren't any of these epic writers in Alberta. Not to knock the AMAZING people I've met and played with here, but its odd, these people are almost like celebrities to me....those people you admire, but know you'll never get the chance to meet.

This list always seems to be growing for me. I am constantly finding new and wonderful blogs that I read, that seem to speak to me. *more gratuitous name dropping..*

Like, celine at Redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com, padme at darkside-journey.blogspot.com, and spankedprincess.blogspot.com.

Who are your "dreamy fantasy partners" that you wish you could meet?

Jesse

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Forcing it...

I has bloggers block. :(

Anyone here have any good ways to get the 'ol creative, fun, blogging juices flowing?

*looks around at all the raised hands*

Anyone have ideas that DON'T involve giving or receiving a spanking, or sexual escapades?

*notes the now empty air that was occupied by hands a short time ago*

That's what I thought. When I'm working, instead of spending time with a brat over my knee, it seems my fun spanking themed Blog turns into a Blog where I discuss more mundane and boring everyday things.. :(

In an attempt to try and keep the hot bottomed theme, I has a question! Of TV shows and movies you all watch, which characters do you think need to spend some time having they're bare bottoms warmed? Or, if you are the one laying over the lap, any characters you'd like to be giving you the warming? The pics up there, are the ones I would LOVE to give a lickin to!

Mmm Alyson Hannigan in Buffy! A naughty little witch!

Emma, Rachel, and Quinn from GLEE (one of my FAVORITE shows!)

And finally Cali and "little Grey" from Greys Anatomy

Being a comment whore *nods*, I hope to see your faves!

Jesse

Thursday, July 22, 2010

*YAAAAAWN*

Good morning world....from the bustling teeny tiny "Speedy Creek." (Swift Current, Saskatchewan)

Wow, am I ever tired today! Perhaps I should not have stayed up so late on the phone with "girl".....

Not much to say this morning, maybe when my eyes aren't threatening to close on me every couple seconds I'll write some more.....

*YAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

WHEEEEEEW! What a stint in the bush! I was working up in Conklin, AB for the past week, and I have service again, now that I'm on the road back to Red Deer!

I missed chatting with everyone, and seeing all your tweets and Blog updates!

Being a "Blog comment whore" I must send my thanks to Celine, Redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com. She is a much better comment giver than I am. Lol

It looks like my friend "girl" will be stepping away from the discipline lifestyle. For how long? Who knows. :( This makes me quite sad, she really seemed like her interest in spanking and discipline matched up with mine really well. But I understand her need to take a step back and reevaluate what she needs and wants, and I commend her for her courage and will power to do what she needs to find happiness.

C and little b seem like they are having a TON of fun exploring together, and I am REALLY jealous of his ability to give her some lasting marks! Little b posted a pic of her bottom on her Blog (http://briarsthoughts.blogspot.com) and wowee zowee! Nice work!

Well, I hope to get the chance to Blog a little more frequently, now that I'm on my way back to civilization!

Your pal

Jesse

Sunday, July 11, 2010

What's with the lack of smut? Geez, this is supposed to be a SPANKING Blog! Wtf?

I am rather upset about this little development. It would seem my "spanking Blog" has become a "mundane everyday life Blog." perhaps my lack of spanking excitement in life right now is to blame...lol

I'm glad its only been a few days since I've blogged, instead of an extended hiatus. So, Lord Vader and padme are making their way to my neck of the woods today, according to padme's twitter update, they stayed in Golden, BC last night. That is a BEAUTIFUL little mountain town in the Rocky Mountains, smack dab in the middle of the Roger's Pass. That means that they're about a 4 or 5 hour drive from Calgary! I have not heard from them to know whether or not they will have the chance to meet up with me while they're out here. Perhaps I'll send her a text or give her a call sometime in the next little while.

I've just found out I'm headed out to Edson today. *heavy sigh* at least I'll be home tonight.

"One of my rules is never explain. A writer is a lot like a magician, if you explain how the trick works then a lot of the magic turns mundane." - Laurell K. Hamilton

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

"Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning, to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope." - Tom Head

So, I've been following padme's Blog http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com/ and twitter feed for the past few days, and I really hope they enjoy their trip and my province treats them well. I am reeeealy hoping that sometime while they're out, I can come and see them! I'm not sure how it will work, because they will have Luke and Leia with them, but hopefully, if they have a sitter or family to watch the little Jedi younglings, and I can treat Lord Vader and little padme to some drinks on Whyte Ave! I'm considering making another care package for them, to bring back to the sunny west coast...not sure what to put in it yet, but I have 4 new 2' lengths of lexan, a half finished red oak paddle, and I've been itching to get to UFA again....

One of those lengths of lexan I'm thinking of giving to "girl," another, if I EVER get an email addy or some contact info, to Celine (http://redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com) she expressed some interest, and I'd be happy to part with one!

Well, I'm off to work, gotta finish up this job, then, most likely back to the Deer....

Happy smacking peeps!

J

Monday, July 5, 2010

New awesome Blogs are awesome!

I love discovering new blogs! Every once in a while, you find one that, for some reason, piques your interest. "hmmmmm!" you say, "what have we here?"

I found one yesterday. This girl is srsly wicked. Not only did she roll over to my Blog and toss comments out like beads at mardi gras, *ego stroked quite thoroughly now*, but she also is bloody friggin hilarious! *note to self - do not read Celine's Blog with beverage in mouth.*

Her telling of her roommate's antics had me in stitches! "June AKA paddle your stupid roommate month"

Find her here --> http://redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com

I wonder where she's from? Perhaps, if she's near.......*eyes dusty wooden spoon, neglected belt, and lonely hairbrush*

I had a couple questions from her on the "question meme" post

1. Hint --> it involves my tongue.....;) *villainous and sinister grin*

2. It wasn't a matter of "had to," it was an urge to confess...lol I may have a couple other reeeealy bad ones in that collection...*cough* All Saints *cough cough*

*clarification*
The pizza guy did not SEE my pronz. Only heard. And yes, it did sound like a teary eyed girl was being "straightened out" in my bedroom! ;)

Learn from my fail...

Step 1 : realize room mates aren't home, and smile.
Step 2 : order pizza
Step 3 : begin to watch spanking pronz, masturbate, and generally enjoy the freedom to turn the volume up
Step 4: scramble to put on pants that hide hard on, grab cash, and run to answer pizza guy at door.
Step 5 : realize, AFTER you've let pizza delivery guy in door, that spanking pronz still playing in bedroom....with volume still up *facepalm*
Step 6 : pay pizza guy quick and nearly push him out door
Step 7 : decide with full belly, and "relieved" that a soak in a bath would be great for sore muscles
Step 8 : say "screw it" and leave bathroom door open durring scalding bath
Step 9 : allow room mate's cat to sit on edge of tub because its "adorable"
Step 10 : hear door slam and scramble to shut bathroom door while neglecting to remember ball of fur, teeth, and claws is languidly enjoying your company on the teeny tiny and wet and slippery minuscule edge of bathtub
Step 11 : note ensuing chaos as cat panics and falls in bathtub with naked chubby guy.
Step 12 : try to see who can escape the bathtub first, naked vulnerable guy, or soaking and panicking mass of claws.
Step 13 : write blot post.

Repeat as necessary


J

Sunday, July 4, 2010

I must be sick...or something

Lol, holy crap! Two posts yesterday, and another today? Damn! I feel like a "real" blogger! Again, sorry to anyone who actually reads this little dark corner of the intewebs, I feel bad that I don't update as often as I should. Thank you for the continued support to those who put up with my frequent silence.

Well, first, thank you to Hermione (http://hermionesheart.blogspot.com/) for the meme comment. I don't usually do them, and this one gave me a few laughs because 1. It reminded me of those reeeeealy old school ones I used to get via email, and 2. Because a lot of kaya's (http://underhishand.com) answers had me nearly spitting coffee on my keyboard due to her sarcastic humor! I *heart* kaya.

I absolutely cannot wait until the 15th! I get paid, and I will be FINNALY able to purchase my ticket for the Sonic Boom Festival (http://www.sonicboomfestival.com/) in The City of Champions! BOO-YEAH!! This years line up is abso-fucking-lutely incredible! Featuring:

Weezer
Bad Religion
Rise Against
City in Color
Tokyo Police Club
Wintersleep
The Arkells
Mother Mother
KO
and,
The Dirty Heads.

The concert goes on Saturday, September 4th, and tickets are $69.50 + service charges, and (I hope these are still available) $129.50 + service charges for the VIP tickets!

*SQUEEEE!!!* I've been waiting for like 13 years to see Weezer, and I ADORE a bunch of those bands! Can't wait!

Hmmm, I've been trying to think of some way to include some smut up in here, be it pics or a story or a video link... But nothing has caught my interest as of late. My fave masturbateory material can be found here ---> www.spankingtube.com and I hope someday to be able to upload my own movies there someday!

Which leads me to a question, I may have asked this before, but I didn't get any responses, so, maybe I'll get some this time..
What are your fave types of media to get off with? Do you just use your imagination? Videos? Pics? Stories? Any particular fave that comes to mind?

Well, Ta ta for now!

J

Saturday, July 3, 2010

The questions meme...

1. What is your first name?
Jesse

2. Were you named after anyone?
I wish...boring ol' name.

3. Do you wish on stars?
Sometimes....more so on pennies and birthday candles tho...

4. When did you last cry?
A few days ago..

5. Do you like your handwriting?
*chokes* bwahahaha! Cereal? I have, quite possibly the WORST penmanship. Ever. Cereal.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Mmmmm, Montreal smoked meat!!

7. What is your most embarrassing CD?
Ohhh no...that goes to the grave....

What do you mean I HAVE to answer?

Sigh.....

Fine.

I guess it would be Meredith Brooks, "blurring the edges"

What?

That song "Bitch" was ok.....right?

Oh who am I kidding? It was shite.


8. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Fuck yes! And we'd party day and night!

9. Do you have a journal?
Ummm no...

10. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
PfffffF, child please. Never. *eye roll*

11. What are your nicknames?
J, sometimes Sir..... ;)

12. Would you bungee jump?
Fuck yes.

13. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off?
HELL NO! I rock skate shoes! We prefer to work at wrecking our shoes every time we put those bad boys on!

14. Do you think that you are strong?
I like to think so, but I'm really just a kitten...

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Mmmmm root beer....

16. Shoe size?
10.5

17. Red or pink?
Red, and sore and stinging! ;)

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
My lack of confidence in my own abilities.

19. What do you miss most?
The lack of worries when I was young.

20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?
Not sending it anywhere, but it would be cool to get comments!

21. What color pants/shoes are you wearing?
black shorts, barefoot

22. What are you listening to right now?
The delicious and wonderful sounds of the revenge of the sith!

23. Last thing you ate?
Banana split...mmmm healthfood...

24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
The broken one.....:( emo answer is emo....

25. What is the weather like right now?
Not a cloud in the sky, sun is setting...*basks in the summerness*

26. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Dispatch...sigh...I can haz friends nao?

27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Whether or not I can carry on a conversation with them. Then eyes, hair....everything after that is pretty irrelevant to me...

28. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
No sending. I went forth and gathered. (thank you for the fine answer kaya)

29. Favorite drink?
Corona with lime, red wine, coffee.....

30. Favorite sport?
Oh god, seriously? I live in The Great White North eh! NHL hockey of freakin course! GO OILERS GO! Ya hosers!

31. Hair color?
Rat grey. Otherwise known as "dirty blond"

32. Eye color?
Blue-green. Or green-blue. Depending on mood...

33. Do you wear contacts?
Nope! 20/20 baby! Only one in my family!

34. Favorite food?
Bacon. All other answers to this question are wrong.

35. Last movie you watched?
Other than Star Wars which is on now? Ummm the hangover.

36. Favorite day of the year?
Halloween!.....................BOO!

37. Scary movies or happy endings?
hmmm a little from column A and a little from column B please...

38. Winter or summer?
I *heart* summer

39. Hugs or kisses?
Long, deep, slow, wet kisses that last two days.

40. What is your favorite dessert?
Tiramisu oh god I'm getting a hard on just thinking about it.

41. Who is most likely to do this meme?
Somebody who is as bored as I am.(once again, excellent answer kaya)

42. Who is the least likely to do this meme and comment?
Anyone who thinks memes are lame.

43. What books are you reading?
"The Girl Who Played With Fire" by Stieg Larsson

44. What's on your mouse pad?
Since when do mice need feminine hygiene products? Get a laptop and a blackberry people!

45. What did you watch on TV last night?
I didn't. I fell asleep right after I ate.

46. Favorite smells?
Campfire. Or the forest.

47. Favorite sound?
A woman having an orgasm.

48. Rolling Stones or Beatles?
The Beatles.

49. What's the furthest you've been from your home?
A few thousand kms...

50. Do you have a special talent?
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.

51. What is your ring tone?
"The End Of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage.

"Seems harder and harder to just sit back and enjoy the finer things in life"

Well, after another looooong hiatus, here's a post for ya!

Some new developments in my life have prompted me to write. I've met a wonderful young woman with very similar interests in domestic discipline and spanking. Let's call her "girl"... We met a while ago online, and recently, we've become fast friends. I had the opportunity to meet with her in person, and give her a punishment spanking, then once more for a more casual dinner and some play. I like her a lot, and if things work out, I can see becoming more involved in her desires to be held accountable for her transgressions.

On a bit of a side note, I've discussed the dangers of texting and driving with her, and its understood that I will spank her for it, however, I myself have been known to do that very thing, and since our discussion, I have refrained from it. Because I have done it before tho, we're both in agreement that if the opportunity should arise, I may end up facing the consequences as well...*gulp*

We had an interesting conversation about whether or not I'd agree to being punished by another guy. I've never really even considered this, and I found the idea to be intriguing as long as she was involved and there was no sexual undertones to the punishment. I've realized that I've become a lot more open to playing with same sex partners, with the caveat that a woman is somehow involved. Be it MM/f or M/mf or even F/fm. She also agreed that if I were to be punished, she would enjoy witnessing it!

If girl does end up agreeing to being held accountable by me, I am quite certain that she'll not only discover that I won't take it easy on her, but also that I would be quite fair. Let's just say if she needs it, she will have difficulty sitting still after, but she wouldn't be punished for useless or trivial things.

I'm also quite excited for little "b"! She's found a new play partner and it sounds like things are going swimmingly! I hope to continue to receive updates from her regarding all the naughty details!! ;)

Well I guess that's it. Hmmm no promises, but I hope this tendency to Blog as unfrequently as I have been, ends soon. Sometimes I guess I just need some motivation!

J