New awesome Blogs are awesome!

I love discovering new blogs! Every once in a while, you find one that, for some reason, piques your interest. "hmmmmm!" you say, "what have we here?"

I found one yesterday. This girl is srsly wicked. Not only did she roll over to my Blog and toss comments out like beads at mardi gras, *ego stroked quite thoroughly now*, but she also is bloody friggin hilarious! *note to self - do not read Celine's Blog with beverage in mouth.*

Her telling of her roommate's antics had me in stitches! "June AKA paddle your stupid roommate month"

Find her here --> http://redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com

I wonder where she's from? Perhaps, if she's near.......*eyes dusty wooden spoon, neglected belt, and lonely hairbrush*

I had a couple questions from her on the "question meme" post

1. Hint --> it involves my tongue.....;) *villainous and sinister grin*

2. It wasn't a matter of "had to," it was an urge to confess...lol I may have a couple other reeeealy bad ones in that collection...*cough* All Saints *cough cough*

*clarification*
The pizza guy did not SEE my pronz. Only heard. And yes, it did sound like a teary eyed girl was being "straightened out" in my bedroom! ;)

Learn from my fail...

Step 1 : realize room mates aren't home, and smile.
Step 2 : order pizza
Step 3 : begin to watch spanking pronz, masturbate, and generally enjoy the freedom to turn the volume up
Step 4: scramble to put on pants that hide hard on, grab cash, and run to answer pizza guy at door.
Step 5 : realize, AFTER you've let pizza delivery guy in door, that spanking pronz still playing in bedroom....with volume still up *facepalm*
Step 6 : pay pizza guy quick and nearly push him out door
Step 7 : decide with full belly, and "relieved" that a soak in a bath would be great for sore muscles
Step 8 : say "screw it" and leave bathroom door open durring scalding bath
Step 9 : allow room mate's cat to sit on edge of tub because its "adorable"
Step 10 : hear door slam and scramble to shut bathroom door while neglecting to remember ball of fur, teeth, and claws is languidly enjoying your company on the teeny tiny and wet and slippery minuscule edge of bathtub
Step 11 : note ensuing chaos as cat panics and falls in bathtub with naked chubby guy.
Step 12 : try to see who can escape the bathtub first, naked vulnerable guy, or soaking and panicking mass of claws.
Step 13 : write blot post.

Repeat as necessary


J

I must be sick...or something

Lol, holy crap! Two posts yesterday, and another today? Damn! I feel like a "real" blogger! Again, sorry to anyone who actually reads this little dark corner of the intewebs, I feel bad that I don't update as often as I should. Thank you for the continued support to those who put up with my frequent silence.

Well, first, thank you to Hermione (http://hermionesheart.blogspot.com/) for the meme comment. I don't usually do them, and this one gave me a few laughs because 1. It reminded me of those reeeeealy old school ones I used to get via email, and 2. Because a lot of kaya's (http://underhishand.com) answers had me nearly spitting coffee on my keyboard due to her sarcastic humor! I *heart* kaya.

I absolutely cannot wait until the 15th! I get paid, and I will be FINNALY able to purchase my ticket for the Sonic Boom Festival (http://www.sonicboomfestival.com/) in The City of Champions! BOO-YEAH!! This years line up is abso-fucking-lutely incredible! Featuring:

Weezer
Bad Religion
Rise Against
City in Color
Tokyo Police Club
Wintersleep
The Arkells
Mother Mother
KO
and,
The Dirty Heads.

The concert goes on Saturday, September 4th, and tickets are $69.50 + service charges, and (I hope these are still available) $129.50 + service charges for the VIP tickets!

*SQUEEEE!!!* I've been waiting for like 13 years to see Weezer, and I ADORE a bunch of those bands! Can't wait!

Hmmm, I've been trying to think of some way to include some smut up in here, be it pics or a story or a video link... But nothing has caught my interest as of late. My fave masturbateory material can be found here ---> www.spankingtube.com and I hope someday to be able to upload my own movies there someday!

Which leads me to a question, I may have asked this before, but I didn't get any responses, so, maybe I'll get some this time..
What are your fave types of media to get off with? Do you just use your imagination? Videos? Pics? Stories? Any particular fave that comes to mind?

Well, Ta ta for now!

J

The questions meme...

1. What is your first name?
Jesse

2. Were you named after anyone?
I wish...boring ol' name.

3. Do you wish on stars?
Sometimes....more so on pennies and birthday candles tho...

4. When did you last cry?
A few days ago..

5. Do you like your handwriting?
*chokes* bwahahaha! Cereal? I have, quite possibly the WORST penmanship. Ever. Cereal.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Mmmmm, Montreal smoked meat!!

7. What is your most embarrassing CD?
Ohhh no...that goes to the grave....

What do you mean I HAVE to answer?

Sigh.....

Fine.

I guess it would be Meredith Brooks, "blurring the edges"

What?

That song "Bitch" was ok.....right?

Oh who am I kidding? It was shite.

8. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Fuck yes! And we'd party day and night!

9. Do you have a journal?
Ummm no...

10. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
PfffffF, child please. Never. *eye roll*

11. What are your nicknames?
J, sometimes Sir..... ;)

12. Would you bungee jump?
Fuck yes.

13. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off?
HELL NO! I rock skate shoes! We prefer to work at wrecking our shoes every time we put those bad boys on!

14. Do you think that you are strong?
I like to think so, but I'm really just a kitten...

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Mmmmm root beer....

16. Shoe size?
10.5

17. Red or pink?
Red, and sore and stinging! ;)

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
My lack of confidence in my own abilities.

19. What do you miss most?
The lack of worries when I was young.

20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?
Not sending it anywhere, but it would be cool to get comments!

21. What color pants/shoes are you wearing?
black shorts, barefoot

22. What are you listening to right now?
The delicious and wonderful sounds of the revenge of the sith!

23. Last thing you ate?
Banana split...mmmm healthfood...

24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
The broken one.....:( emo answer is emo....

25. What is the weather like right now?
Not a cloud in the sky, sun is setting...*basks in the summerness*

26. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Dispatch...sigh...I can haz friends nao?

27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Whether or not I can carry on a conversation with them. Then eyes, hair....everything after that is pretty irrelevant to me...

28. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
No sending. I went forth and gathered. (thank you for the fine answer kaya)

29. Favorite drink?
Corona with lime, red wine, coffee.....

30. Favorite sport?
Oh god, seriously? I live in The Great White North eh! NHL hockey of freakin course! GO OILERS GO! Ya hosers!

31. Hair color?
Rat grey. Otherwise known as "dirty blond"

32. Eye color?
Blue-green. Or green-blue. Depending on mood...

33. Do you wear contacts?
Nope! 20/20 baby! Only one in my family!

34. Favorite food?
Bacon. All other answers to this question are wrong.

35. Last movie you watched?
Other than Star Wars which is on now? Ummm the hangover.

36. Favorite day of the year?
Halloween!.....................BOO!

37. Scary movies or happy endings?
hmmm a little from column A and a little from column B please...

38. Winter or summer?
I *heart* summer

39. Hugs or kisses?
Long, deep, slow, wet kisses that last two days.

40. What is your favorite dessert?
Tiramisu oh god I'm getting a hard on just thinking about it.

41. Who is most likely to do this meme?
Somebody who is as bored as I am.(once again, excellent answer kaya)

42. Who is the least likely to do this meme and comment?
Anyone who thinks memes are lame.

43. What books are you reading?
"The Girl Who Played With Fire" by Stieg Larsson

44. What's on your mouse pad?
Since when do mice need feminine hygiene products? Get a laptop and a blackberry people!

45. What did you watch on TV last night?
I didn't. I fell asleep right after I ate.

46. Favorite smells?
Campfire. Or the forest.

47. Favorite sound?
A woman having an orgasm.

48. Rolling Stones or Beatles?
The Beatles.

49. What's the furthest you've been from your home?
A few thousand kms...

50. Do you have a special talent?
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.

51. What is your ring tone?
"The End Of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage.

"Seems harder and harder to just sit back and enjoy the finer things in life"

Well, after another looooong hiatus, here's a post for ya!

Some new developments in my life have prompted me to write. I've met a wonderful young woman with very similar interests in domestic discipline and spanking. Let's call her "girl"... We met a while ago online, and recently, we've become fast friends. I had the opportunity to meet with her in person, and give her a punishment spanking, then once more for a more casual dinner and some play. I like her a lot, and if things work out, I can see becoming more involved in her desires to be held accountable for her transgressions.

On a bit of a side note, I've discussed the dangers of texting and driving with her, and its understood that I will spank her for it, however, I myself have been known to do that very thing, and since our discussion, I have refrained from it. Because I have done it before tho, we're both in agreement that if the opportunity should arise, I may end up facing the consequences as well...*gulp*

We had an interesting conversation about whether or not I'd agree to being punished by another guy. I've never really even considered this, and I found the idea to be intriguing as long as she was involved and there was no sexual undertones to the punishment. I've realized that I've become a lot more open to playing with same sex partners, with the caveat that a woman is somehow involved. Be it MM/f or M/mf or even F/fm. She also agreed that if I were to be punished, she would enjoy witnessing it!

If girl does end up agreeing to being held accountable by me, I am quite certain that she'll not only discover that I won't take it easy on her, but also that I would be quite fair. Let's just say if she needs it, she will have difficulty sitting still after, but she wouldn't be punished for useless or trivial things.

I'm also quite excited for little "b"! She's found a new play partner and it sounds like things are going swimmingly! I hope to continue to receive updates from her regarding all the naughty details!! ;)

Well I guess that's it. Hmmm no promises, but I hope this tendency to Blog as unfrequently as I have been, ends soon. Sometimes I guess I just need some motivation!

J

The Day After

Well, it was shaping up to be a pretty quiet birthday, but I ended up getting a call from a buddy, and we went out for some "barley soup" and watched the Chicago Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup! I'm glad that Philly didn't win it, and even though they weren't the team I was rooting for at the beginning, I was glad to see them FINALLY end their 49 year cup drought.

I'm still working on the St. Mary Magdalene site, but its started! I am hoping to start receiving applications for enrollment soon, I may end up actually designing an application! http://stmarysschoolforgirls.blogspot.com. Also if you want, there's an email address for the page St.MarysAcademy@hotmail.ca. And a twitter feed. @Schoolforgirls.

The page is still kinda in construction, but I hope to get some work done on it over the next couple weeks!

You're friend

J

Don't wanna....

Well...I was considering not posting today, but in the spirit of being honest with both you guys, and myself, I have to announce that today, *heavy sigh*, is my thirtieth birthday. I didn't want to acknowledge it, but unfortunately it has crept up on me. With the first 30 years of my life in the record books, I'm feeling like I have not accomplished much. I had pretty big dreams as a teen, and as much as I didn't want to admit it, I really did think I'd have been further ahead than I am.

Oh well...no pity parties allowed! Lol, at least I don't have anyone to give me a birthday paddling! *wipes brow* whew! Lol

I am currently working on creating a second Blog tho! (I know, I know, I can barely keep up with posting here!) I decided that the fantasy I spoke about in my last post, could do with its own little place...so when I do finish it up, I hope to have some interest! As of now, I am accepting pre-approval requests to be accepted into "St. Mary Magdalene's Academy for Wayward Girls"! If you are a lady that would like to be a member of the student body, please send an e-mail to me at louisfriend@live.com with your age, name you'd like to be known as on the Blog, personal info pertaining to things you'd like to work on in the institution, and any feedback for programs you'd like to be offered by the Academy. I'm kind of excited to be trying this out. I will be posting stories, homework assignments, and general school info (including punishments and training schedules)

Also, if you are Guy or Girl interested in being a faculty member, or part of the staff, please send an e-mail to the same address, including your age, name you'd like to be known as, and any personal teaching methods and specialty programs you may be interested in heading.

On the Blog I will have to decide if I'll be known as either Dean or Headmaster, and I will be also developing a couple fraternities if I have any interest....

I hope this ends up being as fun as I imagine it to be, and just so you know, I will be making diplomas to mail or email out if you want them, and maybe even making some special home made gifts to send out to my most deserving students!

What do you think? Can this work? Are you interested?

Looking forward to hearing from you!

J