Step 1 : realize room mates aren't home, and smile.
Step 2 : order pizza
Step 3 : begin to watch spanking pronz, masturbate, and generally enjoy the freedom to turn the volume up
Step 4: scramble to put on pants that hide hard on, grab cash, and run to answer pizza guy at door.
Step 5 : realize, AFTER you've let pizza delivery guy in door, that spanking pronz still playing in bedroom....with volume still up *facepalm*
Step 6 : pay pizza guy quick and nearly push him out door
Step 7 : decide with full belly, and "relieved" that a soak in a bath would be great for sore muscles
Step 8 : say "screw it" and leave bathroom door open durring scalding bath
Step 9 : allow room mate's cat to sit on edge of tub because its "adorable"
Step 10 : hear door slam and scramble to shut bathroom door while neglecting to remember ball of fur, teeth, and claws is languidly enjoying your company on the teeny tiny and wet and slippery minuscule edge of bathtub
Step 11 : note ensuing chaos as cat panics and falls in bathtub with naked chubby guy.
Step 12 : try to see who can escape the bathtub first, naked vulnerable guy, or soaking and panicking mass of claws.
Step 13 : write blot post.
Repeat as necessary
J
Membership Primer
4 weeks ago
*grin* Don't worry, I have a suspicion that your pronz probably isn't the first that the pizza guy has seen. Other people have HAD to have done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it awesome when your roommates are gone, though? I mean, my Roomie's great, but it's nice to be able to enjoy spanky fun without worrying. :D
Both of my cats fell into the bathtub repeatedly when they were kittens. That's an experience, for sure. *grin* I hope you're not bleeding too much. Celine
That had me laughing. The only thing more amusing would be if you'd gone to play an online game instead of soaking in the tub. :D
ReplyDeleteThat was freaking hilarious. :-D
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