The greatest conference of all time.

Well I got a TON of comments from Celine over at Redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com, and I had to send her an email, lol, I would LOVE to do the conference she mentioned! OMG couldn't you just imagine how fun that would be? Here's the email.....


Lmao! Wow! Thank you! As a self proclaimed comment whore, I was PUMPED when I got your multiple shots last night! I LOVE the idea of a worldwide spanko conference! That would be amazing! Let's plan it! Lol, we could get all the major webmasters to have displays or workshops! Punished Brats, Dallas from Dallas spanks hard, the Real Spanking Networks, Calstar, Lupus Pictures, SIT Spankings, etc... Also offer the bloggers the chance to advertise or chat. Like Cherry Red Report, Bonnie over at My Bottom Smarts, Padme, Hermione, you.....etc ;) Maybe have vendor booths! Ask London Tanners etc...to sell wares!

We'd have to hold it in a different place every year, to be fair...maybe have the first one in Vegas! Have a live stage show, take donations for Amber Pixie Wells "cause for paws," see if we could convince the people at Fetlife, Spankolife, and ALT to join..... Lol. If I had the funds available to do it.....the planning and invites would already have started! Maybe choose a few writers to contribute they're fave story each, to go in a volume of compiled stories every year! Or vote on the best 12 storys of the year and the get to be published in the book...call it the "Spankronomicon" LMAO!

Not sure what to call the conference tho.."Spankolympiad"? "Spankopalooza"? Lol...


Hope to chat with you soon!

J

Small towns, and boredom...

So, I'm currently enjoying a leisurely coffee and breakfast in a teeny tiny greasy spoon restaurant in Coronation, AB. Its actually kind of cool, black and white photos of the town in the early 1900's, old vinyl 45s, and coke ads from eras past all adorn the walls of the quaint eatery. Its manned by a staff of 3, an older couple in (I'm guessing here) their late fifties, and one young waitress who cannot be any older than 19. While enjoying a plate of warm poached eggs, toast, bacon, and hash browns, with an orange slice as garnish (they still do that? Cool!) I was reading some of Able Jenkins Blog posts regarding his imagining a spanking situation in some of these unlikely locals and it got me thinking about this place...

The young server has a very demure, almost shy demeanor and I picture her being held accountable for even the smallest indiscretions, by the older restaurant managers.

If you come in on the right day, at the right time, you'd be witness to the dressing down of the young lady, tears welling up in her eyes as she's led to the kitchen to face the dreaded wooden spoon that has served the restaurant for decades. Her loud cries and apologies can be heard echoing throughout the tiny dining room as crack after stinging crack are firmly and lovingly applied to her bared bottom. After her she is told to wipe her tears, and continue her shift. The few customers in the restaurant give her sympathetic looks as the young, chastised waitress refills their coffees and cleans up the now finished breakfast dishes. Her bottom is still sore, and stinging, but she can't help but notice that the size of the tips left, are always larger on days where the customers hear her over the knee kitchen ordeals....

Hmmmm....yum!


J

"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." - Marcel Proust

Well. I want to thank you. Yes you. No, not that person behind you. You. Reader. I have gotten more comments on the last few posts, and I don't know if its because I'm writing about things that speak to more people, or if you have a little more free time on your hands, but I want YOU, the wonderful readers of my little shadowy corner here, to know how much I apriciate you. Thank you. Not just to those that comment either. Lurkers are special too. I am a habitual lurker, because I read most of my Blog roll via RSS feed on my blackberry, and I cannot comment easily. So whatever reason you have for not commenting, I understand, and I want you to know I am happy you drop in to read what I have to say! All of you! Lurkers or not, you rock!

I spoke with little b, a bit yesterday. And she told me about the "predicament bondage" workshop she attended this past Friday. SO COOL! I love the idea of a submissive having to choose between the lesser of 2 evils! But in chatting with her, there is so much more to it than I realized! Imagine this situation.... You have a young woman on her back. Place a turned off hitachi directly on that special spot that is guaranteed to garner a serious reaction when turned on. Now, have her close her legs around this device, whilst placing a raw egg between her knees. Have her lay in a position, with her knees off the bed, so if her legs come apart, the egg will drop on the floor. If the egg drops, or gets crushed between her knees, the scene is over. No ifs ands or buts, the hitachi would be turned off, whether orgasm is reached or not. Now comes the fun part....turn on the hitachi. Tug and play and suck on nipples, suck, lick, nibble ear lobes and neck, whisper, pull hair, etc... While manipulating setting on hitachi. Remember, in order to not drop the egg, or crush it between her knees, she has to make a conscious effort to control the pressure she puts on it! Fun right?!! I was amazed at the sadistic ideas that came to mind after hearing about this!

Recently, little b and I purchased ourselves a couple of those electric fly swatters from walmart. Now these are a fun toy as is, however, being a crafty lil sadist, I figured out how to modify them so they no longer have a great big swatter end, just two little contact points sticking out of the handle! So essentially it has become a micro-tazerlike shocking device! Imagine the possibilities!

Aaaanyway, I gotta get back to work. I hope you have a good day everyone!

Jesse.

P.s. If you would like info on modifying the zapper, let me know! You can comment here, or send me an email to louisfriend@live.com, or @friendlouis on twitter. Also I have a couple more "predicament bondage" ideas that little b told me about, and I'd love to share em if you want! "mwahaha!" <----*sadistic giggle*

Frustration?

So, I was thinking about something while listening to episode 7 of "spanking cast."

There are a few well known people in the world wide spanking community that I either follow on twitter, or consistently read their blogs. *gratuitous name drop to follow ;)*

Adel Haze, Able, Amber Pixie Wells, Pandora Blake, Richard Windsor, etc...

Ever since I've discovered these people, and their special little spots on the web, I've always dreamed of meeting them in person. And recently, I've realized that this may be one dream that doesn't come true. :(

One reason is because they don't know me. Lol, I have a feeling that if some stranger's email message appeared in one of their inboxes exclaiming his love for their writing or movies, and then asking if they'd like to grab a drink or something, the ol' mouse pointer would hit that delete button pretty swiftly.

One of the other reasons, and this is the big one, nearly all of these epic members of the spanking community, tend to reside THOUSANDS of kilometers away. Some of them across the ocean. :( I just don't see myself getting the opportunity to take a trip to Europe or the northeastern United States. And although I often fantasize about what kind of naughty and exciting things would happen, I invariably end up saying to myself, "keep dreaming, sucker."

Is this the sign of a good spanking writer? That you can imagine what it would be like if you were to actually have the chance to either have them over your knee, or to be bare bottomed over theirs, simply from reading what they write?

I've actually seen that Amber Pixie Wells is offering private sessions as a bottom! Sigh, it seems also, that there aren't any of these epic writers in Alberta. Not to knock the AMAZING people I've met and played with here, but its odd, these people are almost like celebrities to me....those people you admire, but know you'll never get the chance to meet.

This list always seems to be growing for me. I am constantly finding new and wonderful blogs that I read, that seem to speak to me. *more gratuitous name dropping..*

Like, celine at Redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com, padme at darkside-journey.blogspot.com, and spankedprincess.blogspot.com.

Who are your "dreamy fantasy partners" that you wish you could meet?

Jesse

Forcing it...

I has bloggers block. :(

Anyone here have any good ways to get the 'ol creative, fun, blogging juices flowing?

*looks around at all the raised hands*

Anyone have ideas that DON'T involve giving or receiving a spanking, or sexual escapades?

*notes the now empty air that was occupied by hands a short time ago*

That's what I thought. When I'm working, instead of spending time with a brat over my knee, it seems my fun spanking themed Blog turns into a Blog where I discuss more mundane and boring everyday things.. :(

In an attempt to try and keep the hot bottomed theme, I has a question! Of TV shows and movies you all watch, which characters do you think need to spend some time having they're bare bottoms warmed? Or, if you are the one laying over the lap, any characters you'd like to be giving you the warming? The pics up there, are the ones I would LOVE to give a lickin to!

Mmm Alyson Hannigan in Buffy! A naughty little witch!

Emma, Rachel, and Quinn from GLEE (one of my FAVORITE shows!)

And finally Cali and "little Grey" from Greys Anatomy

Being a comment whore *nods*, I hope to see your faves!

Jesse

*YAAAAAWN*

Good morning world....from the bustling teeny tiny "Speedy Creek." (Swift Current, Saskatchewan)

Wow, am I ever tired today! Perhaps I should not have stayed up so late on the phone with "girl".....

Not much to say this morning, maybe when my eyes aren't threatening to close on me every couple seconds I'll write some more.....

*YAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

WHEEEEEEW! What a stint in the bush! I was working up in Conklin, AB for the past week, and I have service again, now that I'm on the road back to Red Deer!

I missed chatting with everyone, and seeing all your tweets and Blog updates!

Being a "Blog comment whore" I must send my thanks to Celine, Redbottomedgirl.blogspot.com. She is a much better comment giver than I am. Lol

It looks like my friend "girl" will be stepping away from the discipline lifestyle. For how long? Who knows. :( This makes me quite sad, she really seemed like her interest in spanking and discipline matched up with mine really well. But I understand her need to take a step back and reevaluate what she needs and wants, and I commend her for her courage and will power to do what she needs to find happiness.

C and little b seem like they are having a TON of fun exploring together, and I am REALLY jealous of his ability to give her some lasting marks! Little b posted a pic of her bottom on her Blog (http://briarsthoughts.blogspot.com) and wowee zowee! Nice work!

Well, I hope to get the chance to Blog a little more frequently, now that I'm on my way back to civilization!

Your pal

Jesse