Wednesday, August 25, 2010

"Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man." - Paul Gray

Ok folks. I'm a cat person. Dogs = meh. I don't know if I hate dogs, but, in my opinion anything that smells bad most of the time, and requires constant training and care, makes a pet much more of a nuisance, rather than a companion. Perhaps its because I was bitten, on the ass, as a kid by an over zealous German Shepard, perhaps its because I've lived with cats my whole life, but whatever the reason, cats are my pet of choice.

Now, I'm not sure how many of you are cat owners, but the personality nuances a cat expresses, are amazing. They are aloof creatures, when you want their attention, and they cannot be more irritating when you want to be left alone. But it is for these very reasons that we are fascinated by them.

Cat fact #1 - computer keyboards are comfortable places to sleep, and/or walk. This is especially true when "manservant" is using said computer.

Cat fact #2 - when "manservant" is walking somewhere, the best place to be is directly in his path at all times, this is especially true in stairs.

Car fact #3 - when leisurely relaxing on "manservant's" lap, it is perfectly acceptable to leap off at mach 5 million, with full claw traction deployment at the slightest noise.

Cat fact #4 - night time is too quiet. Loud meowing and wailing for no particular reason, is greatly apriciated by all residents.

Cat fact #5 - any time a can is being opened, it is always catfood. Your presence is required in the kitchen accompanied by noisy meowing and much fanfare. Even when the can is filled with something "manservant" does not believe to be catfood, it is your personal responsibility to make it known that all canned goods are, in fact, catfood.

Cat fact #6 - scratching enjoyment is directly proportional to the cost of whatever is being scratched.

Cat fact #7 - on the other side of a closed door, is where I want to be. If "manservant" wishes to go to bed, I must be in there with him, if he closes the door for privacy, just as he falls asleep is the best time to let him know you no longer wish to be in the room.

Cat fact #8 - when a bug is to high up on the wall to reach, weird chirping meows will gain its trust, and it will come lower so that you may catch and eat it.

Cat Fact #9 - "manservant's" forehead is the perfect place to sit at 5am.

Cat fact #10 - a ratings system has been created for orders of importance, please adhear to all guidelines. Cat, food for cat, sleep for cat, attention for cat, all "manservants's" needs come after.

Ahhh being a cat person sure is rewarding!

J

Friday, August 20, 2010

Doctors orders

Well. Due to the fires burning in BC, nearly the entire province of Alberta is under an air quality warning. "anyone with a pre-existing respiratory health condition, such as asthma (which I have) is advised to stay indoors with windows closed. All other people are advised to avoid any strenuous activities outdoors."

I went to see my doctor last night and she told me with my asthma, and the smoke, and the fact that my job entails heavy physical labor outdoors, I am not to work until at least Monday.

I called dispatch and told them I'd work today, and see how it goes. If I find my breathing being affected, I'm going to have to stay home. Now, this means I'm not doing as I was told by my doctor.... I must say I'm relieved that I don't have a Domme in my life, because I have a feeling that not following doctors orders would earn me a serious trip over her knee....

As it stands, our job for this morning was shut down because it rained and the lease is too muddy to work on. They're checking a different location to see if we can go there instead. If not, I'll be going home. Fingers crossed!

J

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The fog scratched its hairy back across the highway as it passed beneath my wheels.

I'm waiting for the warm sunshine to melt away the thickness surrounding me right now. We're tucked way back into some grazing pasture, and the delicious tart odor of the dew and the melting fog is as lush as I've experienced. All I'm doing now is simply awaiting the call to arms...

Well, we're all rigged in, the fog has melted away, and its all just a matter of waiting till I'm needed here...

Now I know its hard to tell from the picture, you all know how camera phones are as clarity goes *eye roll* but the sun is shining on beautiful rolling hills!

What's everyone up to today? Any kinky plans? Anyone gonna get a spanking sometime soon? Love to hear bout it!

J

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Random...

So I haven't posted in a while, and I figured I'd better do that. Not that I have much to say...

Got to play last night! Finally! Lil b met me at my hotel, we had a few drinks, and then headed to the room. She got a good beating, with multiple toys, and I couldn't help but notice how soaked she was gettin! So, I started fingering her, and before I knew it, I had her squirting! This is quite possibly one of my favorite things ever. The best part was, she couldn't stop it. I found just the right spot to rub, and her orgasm was simply pouring out of her uncontrollably! God, just thinking about it gets me hard! It was fucking hot!

After about a half hour of her gushing all over my hand and subsequently soaking the bed, she decided she'd had enough, and it was starting to get late, so we cuddled for a bit, and I decided I'd have her get me off. I laid on my back, and she gave me a slow, and passionate hand job. It was amazing. I think one of the things that really makes me purr is when a woman is genuinely interested in watching me cum. A fascinated look of surprise and happiness as I orgasm is so fucking sexy. I really like the idea of a woman wanting to see me cum....

So, I STILL have not had a chance to get to the greyhound to drop off the package for padme and Lord Vader. Sigh, I hope they don't mind.

Anyway, looks like I'm gonna be startin work in a couple minutes. Ttyl!

J

Sunday, August 15, 2010

The fine art of being sneaky and Canadianisms

If I was a bottom, I'd have been in for it today. My sleep deprived brain decided that instead of waking up on time, and showing up to work for a shop day about 30 min early as usual, that an hour late to work is an acceptable thing to do for a responsible adult.

I usually wake up between 6 and 6:30, hit Timmies (that's Tim Hortons, for you non Canadians) for a double-double(again, that's a coffee with 2 creams, 2 sugars for the non Canadians) and a dutchie(not sure if they have dutchies in other countries, its a nom nom donut with raisins in it). I then usually hit the road, and drive the 15 min it takes to get to the shop.

I'm usually there @ around 7 or 7:30, which gives me till 8 to enjoy my coffee, and get my shit together for work at 8.

Today however, I abused the 'ol snooze button, and woke up at 8:30. Got up and had an internal battle. The devil on my shoulder yawned and said, "dude. Its sunday! There's no jobs up, and you're just gonna leave at lunch anyway! Stay in bed! Chillax! Have a personal mental health day!" I yawned and had a look at the angel... He slapped me upside the head and said "srsly? Get up ya lazy bastard! And get us some coffee! You took yesterday off! Get to work!"

So I hit timmies and arrived at the shop an hour late.

Here's the thing. I think my brain is pretty clever. *nods* if I slept in on a weekday, the shop would be hoppin with people, management would be hanging around and randomly crackin the whip. But today is Sunday.

I got here before all the managers because they usually don't show up till 10 on Sundays, I came in and parked and in looking around I don't think I coulda picked a better day to be late. If anyone asks, I can probably even tell em I was here at 8, and no one would even know the difference! So, my brain was at least clever enough to do this on a day where I could get away with it....

So in having a look over what I've written so far, I wonder, for those of you that read, are there any "Canadianisms" that you know about? How many of you actually know where Canada is? Do you know that in actual land mass, we're the 2nd largest country in the world? Yup. The only country bigger than us in size is Russia. However, in population we're not so big. Under 35 million people here! I remember reading a statistic as a teen that said, if all the people in Canada, were spread out across the country with an even distance between all of us, every person would get 1.6 kilometers around them to themselves(that's 1 square mile each!)

As far as the "isms" go, I'll tell ya some of the words and phrases we use regularly, and if you want, send a comment if you use them where you live or know what they are.

A Mickey - Def. A 12oz bottle of hard liquor

Poutine - Def. A delicious treat consisting of french fries, cheese, and gravy

Serviette - Def. A napkin

Hockey - Def. A fast paced sport played on ice while wearing skates. pronounced - Haw-key

Kraft Dinner - Def. Macaroni and cheese.

Butter Tart - Def. A delicious single serving pie, usually served at Christmas. Similar in flavor to a pecan pie without the pecans.

Naniamo Bar - Def. An UBER sweet baked good made from chocolate and white butter cream icing. Not my fave, but I know LOTS of people that are addicted.

Pop - Def. Soda, srsly? You guys call it "soda?" weeeeeird

Caesar - Def. No, not a salad. This is a delecious beverage invented in Calgary served on ice similar to a bloody Mary, vodka, tobasco sauce, worcestershire, and Clamato(tomato juice with clam juice added, trust me, its good.) served in a glass rimmed with celery salt and garnished with a celery stalk.

Rye - Def. Sometimes known as "Canadian whiskey" its made from rye wheat.

Screech - Def. A Jamaican dark rum served in Newfoundland. Too nasty for the rest of the country.

A Loonie - Def. 1 dollar coin

A Toonie - Def. 2 dollar coin

Pogey - Def. Unemployment benefits

Remembrance Day - Def. November 11th. Known as Veterans day in the US. We honor our fallen soldiers this day.

Toque - Def. a hat worn in the winter. Pronounced Too-k rhymes with kook.

Chesterfield -Def. what old people call a couch or a sofa

Frog - Def. a derogatory term for the french

GST - Def. The evil "goods and services tax" its now at 5% in Alberta. Lots of other provinces (maybe all?) have the HST(harmonized sales tax) now instead. Its the GST + some other provincial tax.

Postal code - Def. Our version of a Zip code. 6 digits long and its always "letter number letter space number letter number" I.e. Santa's postal code is H0H 0H0.

Shinney - Def. a pick up hockey game where people just show up and play.

Ski-doo - Def. A snowmobile. Or "snow machine" if you live on the east coast.

Stubby - Def. BRING IT BACK!!!! Its a short necked beer bottle no longer used. They still use it in Australia, and Jamaican red flag beer is served in it.

RRSP - Def. A tax sheltered retirement savings plan, similar to a 401k in the US

Well, that's all I can think of now. Any other terms used by us Canucks you know? Any terms in your country you wanna share?

Chat with ya soon! ................. Eh! ;)

J

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

New Toys...

So, I've made some new toys! I'd like to test them out. But my chances as far as personally testing them goes, are pretty slim. I'm thinking about sending some via Greyhound to Padme and Anakin, but I'm thinking if some readers are willing, I'd like to send some to get feedback from others too! You get to keep the toys, all I ask, is to have a few before and after pics emailed to me to go on the Blog. And if you're up to it, I'd REALLY like to see a video of them in use, but if that's not possible, its not mandatory or anything. Any takers?

All the black ones are made from various thicknesses of firm rubber, and the wooden "bathbrush" is a modified cleaning brush we use on our trucks. Its about two feet long in total, and I've removed the bristles.

J

"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in." - Robert Orben

Well, its been a while folks! Good to see you all again! I'm sure you're all wondering, "where the heck have you been these past two weeks??"

I've been on vacation, people! And not just any vacation. The most relaxing, chilled out, calming, life centering vacation known to man!

I left work on Thursday July 29th, and headed West. I left my laptop at home, and made a vow to myself, that I wouldn't turn my phone on unless it was to take pictures, or an emergency.

I ended up in Tofino, on Saturday July 31st, and hopped aboard a water taxi. With a cooler full of water, beer, and food, a tent, and a crate full of camping gear, and landed on Vargas Island, about 45 minutes north of Tofino on my own private beach for a week. I had no communication to the outside world for the whole time. It was incredible!

I spent part of the week naked! Outside! Because in that whole week, the only person I saw was a guy who stopped off on my beach to grab driftwood for firewood for the winter! He actually lived on a different island nearby.

The only people I told where I was going was my roomies and my family, so if I wasn't back when I said I would be, they could come find me. But I had no issues. My only costs were supplies, gas to and from, and the water taxi. The island is free to use, and even though there were other people on the island, they were too far away to reach me without a boat, or a half day hike through the forest.

I feel like a new person. I had such an incredible time. I learned about the tide, I saw the stars, felt the salty spray of the ocean, and just enjoyed my time alone to read, think about life, and chillax.

When I left, I spent one day in Parksville on my way home, visiting some family, and I got home on Monday night. I spent yesterday doing laundry, and getting my crap together for work today and just reflecting.

I missed you all, but, I needed this more than you could know. I have a whole new perspective on things. I'm actually thinking about finding a job somewhere in BC and moving out there! I learned that even though I may not enjoy my job, but its not my whole life. I can enjoy what I do have, and where I live, without thinking work is the only thing in my life.

I missed ya'll a lot. What's new?

J

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Well, we will soon return you to your regularly scheduled programming....and I will tell everyone where I've been, and what amazing things I've been up to.